(You know which ones I'm talking about? The ones that are like the Incredible Hulk of avocados and the size of a small child's head with brilliant green exteriors?)
I mean, yesterday I cut into one, nubbed off a chunk, put it in my mouth expecting svelte sexy velvetiness, and... it tasted like fruit. Enough so that I actually held the avocado up and gave it the once over, as though perhaps I had accidentally grabbed a mango instead of an avocado AND SOMEHOW NOT NOTICED THAT FACT. Seriously ridiculous.
What the hell though: Not fully ripe? Or is that the nature of the jumbo avocado?
They're just so tempting 'cause they're so *squishing my thighs together tightly* BIG. *breathing a bit heavily*
You know what I'm saying?
Then again, historically, the big ones are usually not the crowd-pleasers, I must admit. At least in the world of Lindy Loo.
TMI? I think not.