Thursday, March 12, 2009

Lunch Lady: You Are Very Nice, But Also: A Fucking Idiot

(Today's main dish: Taco salad)

Lunch Lady: What can I get for you, sugar?

Me: Hi there... do you know if your refried beans are vegetarian?

LL: You know what? I really couldn't say!

Me: Um, well, do you know if they have lard in them?

LL: Oh, I have no idea. I'd have to go all the way in the back and look at the can.

Me: (waiting for more) Oh.

LL: And there's a LOT of ingredients on that can.

Me: Um...

LL: So: what can I get for you?

Me: *!

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