Monday, September 24, 2007

Back from the Dead

Like zombies back from the grave, stinking like feces and maggots (mmmmm, yum), fingernails all dirty from climbing through dirt to bring themselves back into the world, with a hunger for human flesh (or, in our case, VEGAN human flesh), so comes the return of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog." May we embrace it with excitement, in all its shit-related glory.

  • does my hair stink like feces

  • babies and syrup

  • kielbasa deep throat champion

  • blender cerberus

  • how to make your shit smell better

  • shit cake

  • 2 cups shit


  • what does squirrel shit look like [twice--I sense urgency here]

  • vegan versus normal cookies calories [because vegan is clearly abnormal]

  • shit belly

  • woman shits into cup

  • thai shit

  • black feces from olives

  • recipe for bitches and hoes

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