Most bizarre recent google searches that have retrieved this blog:
- "vegan white hair"
- "moldy tempeh"
- "charles patterson shit"
- yet ANOTHER search for "olives feces" (apparently this is a pandemic problem all over the world or something)
- "shit with sugar on top"
- "shishkabobs what to eat with"
- "gangsta wine" (I'd imagine whoever googled this one was sorely disappointed when their search turned up my lil' ol' vegan blog--so to them, I say "Say hello to my little friend!")
- "baby shit orange"
- "eating expired tofu"
- "women bowl shit"
- "cat shit cookies sweet potato queen"
- "the shite chipper"
And bless your cute little hearts, you dorky readers--one of you was either trying to verify that the search would work and/or just trying to be cute, but, yes, someone actually *DID* google "Pubic pumpernickel booger snot." And needless to say, I'm the first site that comes up. Woot woot!