Bored.

What are five things on your to-do list for today?

1) Finish the goddamn poem
2) Grab lunch with my mom
3) Make it 'til 5pm without falling asleep
4) Meet up with boy for a drink
5) Sleep

What are five snacks you enjoy?

1) Bagels with margarine and peanut butter
2) Fritos
3) Bananas
4) Your mom
5) Your mom's mom

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?

1) Buy a new motherf-ing car
2) Donate a bunch of money
3) Quit work. Immediately
4) Open my own place
5) Buy Julian Casablancas and pay him weekly wages to croon to me and also be my love-slave

What are five of your bad habits?

1) Knocking on wood.
2) Getting irritated at having to listen to people chew
3) Saying 'Your Mom' all the time
4) Being awesome (it overshadows other people's lesser-awesomeness)
5) Picking my nose

What are five places where you have lived?

1) Cleveland, OH
2) Athens, OH
3) Kent, OH
4) Cleveland, OH
5) Cleveland, OH

What are five jobs you’ve had?

1) Underpaid McDonald's employee/Taco Bell employee/Kmart Employee
2) Record-toter at Record Exchange
3) Library page
4) Freshman-comp teaching assistant
5) Corporate whore

Tag! You're it if you ...

1) Have a right boob that's bigger than your left.
2) Like to dance the robot.
3) Find a good shit more satisfying than sex.
4) Are vegan.
5) Your mom.

Just copy this survey into your blog if you meet the above criteria, and don't forget to link back to mine.

(Thanks, Vegan Crunk--that kept me entertained for like 5 whole minutes, and that's saying a lot today!)