Lick Me, I'm Vegan

I didn't cook much this past week, so to distract you from that fact, I bring you the latest edition of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog."

*Also flashing my boobies as further distraction--Celine, if you fail to compliment them, I will kick your ass*

PS. Somebody SOOOOOOOOO needs to start a blog that's titled after the first search. HOP TO IT.

*Drum roll*

• lick me i'm vegan


• how to enhance bloodflow to all parts of the body
  [rub a Lindy Loo all over it--just FYI]


• badass vegan
  [hells yes]


• hummus makes me shit


• chocolate ice cream shit sex


• which type of coffee induces the biggest shit?


• foods that make your shit stink tomato


• crispy treats


• ocd and fainting and a vegan


• shit dumpling


• extracting shit of sexy girls before anal sex


• can milk bring your shroom high down


• cayenne pepper eyelid twitch


• cookie masturbation


• baby shit in french