More of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog" and Lindy Loo Presses Her Luck with Expiration Dates

A list of new gems for your reading pleasure. (For older gems, click HERE)

• shit in water p0rn


• pulses lentile beans and libido


• can tomato skins show up in feces


• cheap vegan blog [oh hell YES i'm cheap, babies--*flashing my garter at you while twirling my fake-feather boa*]


• vegans are nasty [see "cheap vegan blog"]


• pesto problems


• shit on my shoe p0rn


• p0rn shit in cup


• why is boston cream pie called pie instead of cake


• garlic jims vegetarian ingredients


• shit creampie


• whores in platform shoe [ha ha ha--how this brought someone to my page, I'll never quite know]


• pussy taste like avocado [if THAT was true, then I'd TOTALLY be lesbianing it up]

So last week, after reading about The Vegan Ronin's General Tso's Tofu, I decided to splurge and use some of my Giant Eagle gift card on the Iron Chef brand General Tso's sauce (and, of course, beer). I then went home and whipped up a stirfry using the vegan "lamb" that's been sitting in my freezer for months.



Upon busting out the vegan "lamb," I noticed that it had expired about a month prior. But since I like to live dangerously (*whipping out my nipple clamps and bright blue 1970s roller skates*), I decided that I'd eat it anyways. (Granted, this probably explains why I felt like I was going to die that weekend, which I mostly attribute to the "hamburger" casserole I made, though I'm sure the chinese toxins in my expired bean curd didn't help.) And although I don't really have a recipe to share--it was basically just broccoli, onions, and vegan "lamb" stirfried in sesame oil and General Tso's sauce, over some angel hair--I've got to tell you this: If you have access to vegan "lamb," holy crap buy it. Because it was like the BEST stuff I've ever had from the Asian market. I love their gong bao "chicken", but this was LEAPS AND BOUNDS better: delicate layers of bean curd that just absolutely melt in your mouth when you bite into them. And the fact that I loved it so much despite it being a month over the expiration should encourage you to seriously consider the gravity of my recommendation. So good.

I'm not sure where I was going with all that.

But yes:

Vegan "lamb"--rocks.

Iron Chef's brand General Tso's sauce--also quite good.

The Vegan Ronin's new fricking Vegan Chocolate Shoppe through etsy's--abrupt change in subject, but also TOTALLY kick=ass!

How cute are these tuxedo pretzels?!? I mean, SERIOUSLY!



Go buy stuff from her. NOW!