!!!!!The 5th edition of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog"!!!!!

Since yesterday Leslie left a comment on my blog that said "I had to tell you what someone googled to get to my page: "how to eat lady ass"... totally reminded me of you," and since I have already accumulated a fantastically juicy medley of google searches in the short period of time since we last met to do this thang, I figured it'd be appropriate to bring to you today...

!!!!!The 5th edition of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog"!!!!!

(As always, you can check out earlier editions HERE.)

In topical categories...

The Poo-Lovers

• shit yeah


• vegetarian cut the shit


• gross shit pics


• i am looking for a recipe i can use to look like bear feces


• oily feces


• bat feces in mascara {{is this really a problem? i've seen this google search come up twice already}}


• tasting shitting


• tasting feces


• can your body smell like shit {{I am the #1 site if you look this up on yahoo. Hee hee.}}


• feces recipe


• orange feces


• do carrots and almonds make you shit


• birthday cake of shit


• give a shit birthday cake recipe


• pete are you shit egg


• lip shit


• sweet shit cleveland


• baby shit instead of mustard

The Nipple-Lovers

• oily taste from nipple


• nipple pinching

The Beautifully Orgasmic

• beautiful orgasmy


• orgasimic food

The Just Plain Weird

• pumpkin seeds raw cat how to make worms


• oozy bread


• least gassiest beans


• stomach ache fresh bread oven


• vegan crazy {{Rolling eyes back in head and speaking in tongues}}


• corn bread recipe very corny


• animal hair


• vegeance in our, it's not god


• picture vegan peanut butter chocolate {{Don't mind if i do}}


• veganism frozen shoulder


• breakdancing cupcake recipe

Of course, the final google search (breakdancing cupcake recipe) *MUST* be added to baking to-do list, which, yes, DOES still include no-bake bear shit cookies.

Gimme time. Gimme time.