I Stink Like Sushi Orange Oily Feces (Part III of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog")

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

I haven't blogged all week. I have pictures sitting at home (nothing hugely interesting though) but haven't had time to upload or post them.

I am a bad bad naughty bad girl.

*Pouting at you and batting eyelashes*

So in lieu of my busy laziness (is that even possible?), I bring you Part III of "The Most Bizarre Google Searches By Which People Stumble Across This Blog." (You can check out Part II--and a link to Part I--HERE, for those of you who haven't been keeping up.)

Enjoy! And remember--if you're looking for "the sweetest shit ever," you need look no further!

• sushi orange oily feces


• pasta shite


• drugs for patients sockarooni


• best damn pasta salad


• i was craving beans


• cat shit cookies


• sweetest shit ever


• shit pie recipe


• fastest recipes to make you shit


• toss the salad tasting feces


• kielbasa queen deep throat


• shit in your mouth


• mac lauren's (this was just sweet and made me seem all Madonna/Prince one-name-like)


• shit enchilada


• mascara ingredients bat poo


• didn't rinse the lentils


• good shit line of a champion


• sweet potato queens cat shit cookies