Tuesday, June 05, 2007

What's in *YOUR* Fridge?

Yesterday, I got to thinking about the sometimes disgusting, always interesting, weird-variety of shit in my fridge, and I thought to myself: Self, you need a new question of the month (because it's technically been the Question of 3.25 Months at this point). So my question is this:

What's in *YOUR* fridge?

Particularly, what's in your meat-drawer?

I thought this question might be particularly fascinating since many of us HAVE a meat-drawer, but I'm sure we keep a strange variety of other-worldly things in there. For example, I have stale bread that I feed to the birds, tofu, cornmeal, and spicy-peppers.

So that's my question of the month.

I shall answer it below, and then I leave you to your own wits.

I know it is near impossible to leave pics in the comments, so I encourage everyone who reads this and has an interest to run home, take a pic of your fridge and its contents, and post it on your blog. Then post your link here.

We will have a crazy-fridge-fest like NO OTHER CRAZY FRIDGE-FEST THAT'S EVER BEEN HAD BEFORE!

*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

* * * * *


Welcome to my fridge. May you make it out alive.




Freezer:


  • Coffee (3 different ones)

  • 3 freezer-burnt veggie burgers

  • Frozen blueberries

  • 2 Boca Spicy "Chicken" Patties

  • Nasi Goreng Rice

  • Frozen Pesto

  • Greenbeans

  • Veg duck

  • Biryani Rice

  • Chopped Spinach

  • Corn

  • Old bread

  • Peas

  • Broccoli

  • Sorbet

  • Margarita Mix




Top Shelf:
  • 4 bottles Rolling Rock

  • Smart Balance margarine

  • Baby 'Bella Mushrooms

  • O'Soy Yogurt

  • 7-Grain bread

  • Shortening

  • Old tomato paste

  • Quinoa

  • Kalamata olives

  • Old black beans (pitched)

  • Old sweet and sour

  • Gypsy soup

  • 2 jars Newman's salsa

  • Kidney beans


Second shelf:
  • Yellowtail Shiraz (which isn't supposed to be served cold, but the thought of warm wine in the 87+ heat we were having there for a while did NOT sound appealing)

  • 2 plain soymilks

  • Santa Cruz Organic Lemonade

  • Pepsi

  • Vinegar

  • Earth Balance margarine

  • Nutritional yeast

  • Fresh tarragon

  • Maple syrup

  • Old bread

  • Grilled Ratatouille Salad (recipe sometime this week)

  • Green-bean salad (recipe also sometime this week)


Bottom shelf:
  • Diet Pepsi

  • Brown sugar

  • Old bread

  • Grilled Ratatouille Salad

  • Green-bean salad

  • Mozzarella "cheez"


First crisper:


(Can you tell that I'm lazy and never remove anything from bags?)
  • Rotty basil (composted)

  • Spinach

  • Onions

  • Rotty lettuce (composted)

  • Old slivered-carrots

  • Old coleslaw mix

  • Parsley

  • Red onion

  • Potatoes


Second crisper:


  • Lettuce

  • Old celery (composted)

  • Lemons

  • Rotten tomatoes (they were starting to MOLD! *BLORF*) (composted)

  • Carrots

  • Potatoes

  • Garlic

  • Rotten cilantro (composted)


Meat drawer:


  • Tofu

  • Corn meal

  • Stale bread for the birds

  • Spicy-peppers


Door:


  • Whole ginger

  • Ketchup packets

  • Expired yeast-packets

  • Vegan bouillon cubes

  • Flaxseed meal

  • Tahini

  • Mrs. Renfro raspberry salsa

  • Jam packets

  • 2 vegan parmesan-cheez containers

  • More expired yeast

  • Chiles in adobo

  • Raspberry preserves

  • Wheat germ

  • Baking soda

  • Mustard

  • Vegan mayo

  • Alien in a pickle jar

  • PB (2 jars)

  • Hickory-smoke flavoring

  • Agave nectar

  • Strawberry preserves

  • Molasses

  • Raspberry vinaigrette salad dressing

  • Really old grenadine

  • Brown rice syrup

  • Shitty maple syrup

  • Dijon mustard

  • Brown mustard

  • Soy sauce

  • Applesauce

  • Bull's Eye BBQ Sauce

  • Heinz ketchup



Oh, and this is Alien in a Pickle-Jar that's lived in my fridge for about... 3 or 4 years. Always fun to watch people's reactions when they stumble upon him.


(Will link this in the sidebar as Question of the Month later today.)

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