First Cookout of the Year

First cookout of the year involved:

• Veggie and sausage kabobs


• Strawberry and asparagus salad


• Slightly undercooked grilled corn on the cob



• My damn gas tank running out before we made it through the cooking of the last kabob


• These two lovely ladies:



• Tofutti Drumsticks (holy hell, I didn't even realize they had these!!); and



• The shooting of zombies:

This Just in from El Biblioteca:

And now you will tell me your favoritest favorite Appetite for Reduction recipes and also the ones I shouldn't touch with a 15.5-meter pole.

Annnnnnnnnnd go!

May Your Mouth Writhe with Glorious Tastebud Boners from Checking Out This Food Porn

From Sweet Melissa...



Spinach Salad with busty artichokes, plump sun-dried tomatoes, juicy olives, and sweaty (pine) nuts in a maple vinaigrette that just makes you wanna drizzle it all over your naked body (except for the horrible stickiness factor which is making my mind freak out right now):




Sweet potato fries with a length and girth perfect for inserting into your mouth:





Chocolate peanut butter torte that will ride you until you're exhausted and your heart's all rapid-fire and you think you might lose control of every muscle in your body and wet yourself with joy (it really IS that good):





And last but not least, the ladies that made this food porn possible...