Asstubesayswhat?

Ok. So maybe I'm having an uncharacteristically prudish or naive moment or something, but WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS TUBE??

Please dear god: someone just TELL me!!!

In the past few days, that's apparently been the #1 search drawing people to this blog, and that just seems WRONG seeing as I don't even know what one IS!

How you will now win my undenying vegan devotion:

Would someone please please please google this for me and leave me a comment explaining what it is??

I can't really google it at work, you know what I'm saying?

And I have an urgent desire to know.

Thank you.

Sincerely,